This is totally my family, definately my mom- notice how half of them involve driving....

YOU  KNOW  YOU'RE  FROM  MASSACHUSETTS IF . . . .

1. You think crosswalks are for wimps

2. You think if someone's nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town and lost

3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds

 4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that people at McDonalds actually speak English

5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of you

6. You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can

7. The transportation system is known as the "T"

8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house

9. Subway is a fast food place

10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house

11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The Bambino" you know what  they're talking about and believe it too

12. You believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemy

13. If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names

14. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green

15. You have honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green